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*****HAPPY NEW YEAR******

Hehe :)

Maria, a beautiful Latino fell in love with Jose.
She planned to marry very soon.
She was so happy about her wedding plans,
she decided to tell her dad.
Dad told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another boyfriend.Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother".
So Maria forgot about her Jose,
and soon planned tomarry Ricardo.
But after telling dad again,
he said, "Maria there's trouble still.
You cannot marry Ricardo, my darling. Please don't tell your mother,but Ricardo is your half-brother too."
Maria had no choice but to go to her mama.
Mama already knew and said
"My darling, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Jose,
because you are not related to dad."
--Aj

Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER

R-------RESPONCIBLE

I--------INTELLIGENT

E-------EAGER TO MAIL

N-------NICE

D-------DIVINE

S--------SIMPLE

H-------HEARTLY

I--------INTERSTED

P-------PEACEFUL
----------------------Aj

Merry Christmas

All you people out there....,,,, ************Merry Christmas ... ******

Why is a sting operation called so?

I read news papers a lot....& Many times I came across a word called Sting Operation..
I dint know the meaning of this.. Only thing I knew was that its some type of a trap used by Police, Army, Media....
I was eager to know the correct meaning.....
I then asked an Army personnel who was known to me...
And he gave me this answer


A sting operation most likely owes its etymological origin to the bee.
Typically, a sting operation involves an investigative agency such as the police or the media,
who lure a criminal to commit a crime in order to trap them red-handed.
They might pose as a criminal themselves, and thereby set up a trap in terms of an alluring offer,
often known as a honey trap.
Once the target takes the bait, the trappers "sting" them by way of arrest or publication, the way a bee would sting someone who tries to take honey from a beehive.
-Aj

Do You Know This?

On deodorant bottles, why is it specified to spray from a distance of 15 cms or 6 inches?
The deodorant cans are pressurised cans which eject
the spray of deodorant from a single point source.
Consequently, the spray diverges and spreads widely
as it moves away from the source of ejection.
Thus if the can is held too close to the skin then very less area of skin gets sprayed with too much of deodorant, making the process wasteful;
while if the can is held at a distance of more than 15 cm
the concentration of deodorant over the skin becomes too less
and this renders it ineffective.
A distance of 15 cm ensures that just the right amount of deodorant is sprayed over the unit surface area of skin thus making it most effective
--Aj

Try it out

THIS IS ONE OF THE STRANGEST THINGS - LEFT BRAIN VS. RIGHT BRAIN

WHILE SITTING AT YOUR DESK, LIFT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OFF THE FLOOR AND MAKE CLOCKWISE CIRCLES NOW, WHILE DOING THIS, DRAW THE NUMBER "6"IN THE AIR WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND FINGER YOUR FOOT WILL CHANGE DIRECTIONS (ANTICLOCKWISE) ANDTHERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey try it out its true.....
--Aj

Why is it advised to switch off the mobile phones in petrol pumps?

Cell phones are asked to be switched off at petrol pumps
as they are a potential ignition source to the flammable vapours in that atmosphere.
This step has been followed after acceptance of the fact
that there is risk of fire accidents due to ignition of batteries of cell phones.
As a result manufacturers as well as service providers of the cell phones
ask users to keep the cell phones in "off" mode.
Aj

To all Bloggers

Hi friends,
Sorry couldn't post any info stuff. Just thought of discussing on an observation made by my friends and me. As I was going through some of the bloggs, I noticed one thing common in most of the bloggs
ie; many comment only on the recent post even if the old posts r better than that. This shows that they read only the post which is on the top(latest post). Don't even try to read the other posts which is not read by them. Luckily I have not experienced this on my blogg yet. Thanks to u all.
I read other bloggs to get some info which I may not know, to know daily experience of some people, poems etc. Not just to comment on each blogg and increase network. I feel this is the right way to enjoy the bloggs.
I don't know u agree with me or not. But this is what I feel... What do u say?
-Aj

What is the origin of the idiom 'the stork brought the baby home'?

In folklore, the movements of a stork are said to be
indicative of what is likely to happen in future,
different types of movements associated with
different kinds of events.
In several western counties it is believed that
if a stork is seen on the roof of a house,
a baby birth is likely to occur in that house soon,
and hence the belief that babies are brought by storks.
The above belief was supposed to have originated in some Dutch villages, where an increase in population led to an increase in houses; which in turn led to an increase in babies, and at the same time an increase in storks because of more nestable roofs. This phenomenon led to the wrong conclusion that the more the storks in a place, the more the babies.
--Aj

Perfect Way To Celebrate Party With Friends

It was my B'day yesterday....
About 15 friends ver invited and some relatives...
The party started at about 7pm & the first hour was a bit slow as we had to settle down....
Since there ver some elder people, v friends could not enjoy much at the start.........
My friends & I shifted to my room and had the initial introduction of new friends......
Cake was cut at 9... V all had dinner by 11pm.... Then once the elder public (relatives) and gls left at about 11:30pm
Then our real party started....... 1 can understand what I mean..(young guns party)......
V where all pumped up..... Started R discussion...... The topics which v ver discussing ver many...... (from PM's office to some personal topics as GF's etc....) No serious topics all ver funny... Then came some topics on some funny incidences which had happened with us... & some gr8 jokes ver cracked in between... .. V couldn't resist laughing.... There r 2-3 in our group who have the talent to make any person laugh...
This went on till 3:45am.... V all vent for a long ride at 4am came back at 4:45 am.... and slept at 5am... ohhhhhhhhh he had a gr8 time.......
What say????????????
--Aj

jokes

1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.
Tell me an example.Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.


2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".


3) What is a girl friend?Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.


4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out


5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the NiagaraFalls?"
----Aj

Lyris of bailamos

I was just going through some magazines... I came across the lyris of one of my fev pop no.

Esta Noche Bailamos
De Noite - da mi vida
Quedate conmigo

Tonight we dance
I leave my life in your hands
We take the floor
Nothing is forbidden anymore

Don't let the world in outside
Don't let a moment go by
Nothing can stop us tonight

Chorus
Bailamos - let the rhythm take you over Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio - Bailamos
Wanna live this night forever - bailamos
Te quiero amor mio - Te quiero

Tonight I'm yours
We can make it happen I'm so sure
I won't let it go
There is something I think you should know

I won't be leaving your side
We're going to dance through the night
I want to reach for the stars.

Chorus
Bailamos - let the rhythm take you over Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio - Bailamos
Wanna live this night forever - Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio - Te quiero

Tonight we danceLike no tomorrow
If you will stay with meTe quiero mi amor

Quidate conmigo
esta noche - bailamos

Bailamos - let the rhythm take you over Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio - Bailamos
Wanna live this night forever - Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio Bailamos
Como te quiero
Como te quiero
Como te quiero

Work to ur brain

The exclusive Ichthyophage Club was invited to hold its annual
dinner at a resort on the Costa Fortuna last summer.
Several members accepted the invitation and each was asked
to bring one of the local seafood specialities as their
contribution to the feast.
The fare consisted of: the local edible starfish which has five legs,
the squid which has ten and octopus.
Each guest provided one such creature and, in fact, more
people provided octopus than provided starfish.
A chef was hired locally.
He arranged the food so that each guest
received a plateful consisting of the same number of legs -
--at least one leg from each species - but no guest's plate
was made up in the same way as any other guest's plate.
In other words, no guest had the same combination of
legs on his plate as any other guest did.
When the food had been arranged in this way the chef was
annoyed to find that all the legs had been used,
leaving no edible fragments for him to take home to his family.


How many guests were there? How many brought octopus, how many brought starfish, and how many brought squid?
--Aj

Coincidence

:Year 1981--------------

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died


Year 2005--------------

1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)


Moral of the story -In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry.... please warn the Pope:-)
--Aj

How does a Global Positioning System work?

The GPS receiver is only a receiver,
without any transmitting capability.
The satellites does not contain any databases
about the locations or anything.
They contain highly precise atomic clocks
which generates some code which it keeps
transmitting to the earth. The GPS receiver
gets that code from multiple satellites which is
slightly time-shifted due to difference in the
distances of satellites. Using this difference
the receiver calculates the longitude and latitude.
--Aj

How Do Search Engines Work

Search engines use automated software
programs knows as spiders or bots to survey
the web and build their databases. Web
documents are retrieved by these programs
and analysed.
Data collected from each web page are
then added to the search engine index. When
you enter a query at a search engine site,
your input is checked against the search engine's
index of all web pages it has analysed.
The best urls are then returned to you as hits,
ranked in order with the best results at the top.
---Aj

We the young guns are the future of india
India is a nation of billion people.
A nation's progress depends upon how its people think.
It is thoughts which are transformed into actions.
India has to think as a nation of a billion people.
Let the young minds blossom-- full of thoughts, the thoughts of prosperity

Very Interesting & Informative Things Which You May Not Be Knowing

1) If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on yourright side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food onyour left side
2) If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. Forwhen ahuman body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4) Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white thereisa thin film of bacteria on it.
5) The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'thebestor nothing'.
6) The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7) The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a personlooks at something pleasing.
8) The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleepanight.
9) Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immunesystem. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10) The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear isnotthe ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11) Dalmatians are born without spots.
12) Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13) The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus',butfor 'and' (in civil proceedings) or 'against' (in criminal proceedings)
14) Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirtshavethe buttons on the left
15) The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. Allotherbirds raise their lower eyelids
16) The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already beendigested by a bee
17) Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks
18) The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to releasecalming hormones
19) Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die
20) Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room foryourheart
21) The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate
22) When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red
23) When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red
24) The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor
25) The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney
26) Google is actually the common name for a number with a millionzeros
27) Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan
28) It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million tomake a film about it
29) The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples
30) There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower
31) The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually thesoundof nitrogen gas bubbles bursting
32) Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death
33) It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the wholebody
34) The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
35) Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game
36) The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the corneainthe eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air
37) Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born,and140,000 people die
38) In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is10:10because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling.)
39) Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speakingcountries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
40) The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning itshead are the rabbit and the parrot
41) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
42) The average person laughs 13 times a day
43) Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(Seeno evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
44) Women blink nearly twice as much as men
45) German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog
46) Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump
47) Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
48) Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty ofsending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all twothousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death
49) If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legsinthe air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg intheair, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; ifthe horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of naturalcause.
50) The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirtblood30 feet!!

Sorry folks dint get any exciting topic to blogg on.....
But my days was filled with a lot excitment and good news for me....
some of them are:
---- My semister time table has been re-shuffled
----- My internal exams gont clash with my B'day.... They end on that instead......
etc there r many to list.... but not much time.......
-Aj

GUTS

On a ship, the Generals of three nations were travelling with their soldiers. They started an argument on whose soldier had more guts.
The American General called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was commanded.
The American General boasted off by saying, "See the guts!"
Now the German General called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was told.
When he came back from the water the German General said, "See the guts!"
Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds.
The soldier promptly replied, "Mein tere baap ka naukar hoon kya???"

The general proudly said, "See the guts!"

showeronfire@yahoo.co.uk

Engineering has drawn me nuts.....
Subjects like ATD, FMC etc are damn tough i dont know has to why we have to study all these as a core subjects... Secondly the portion is so vast its very difficult to complete.......
I have not attended some important family functions and dint enjoy new year, etc from the time i have joined engineering........ Coz almost everytime during new year I have my semister exams......
And now I mate not even celebrate my B'day which is nearing by......
I have exams on that day and the next....
I enjoy going to college an even like the subjects accept some which are bouncers to me........
But only have the grudge with the schedule that we have .....
when everybody is enjoying we have exams.....
And have vacation when every1 is busy in their exams.........

ohhh......
sorry folks if I dont post regurly
coz i have my semister exams nearing by and
have not prepared for it....tension raising day by day..........

Sorry friends....
i cant post any thing today coz i am not feelinng well.....
A bit of head ache......
so not able to think any thing.....
realy sorry

Todays India Sout Africa cricket match which was played in banglore was gr8.......... India rocked throughout the match... oohh man i just couldn't leave the TV room..... India won by 6wickets...... Irfan Pathan was man of the match....... I dont think there is any place for Dada's come back.... this young Indian team is gr8.... I m very happy that India has won..

Gym

Gym is part of my daily routine. I love to spend time in my gym, It boosts my enthu.... that sound of music, see'g the weights, dumbells and machines, my mind just gets diverted towards it.. And start my exercise with hell lot of concentration and think of nothing(my frns, girl frns, etc) during the time when i am in gym...... oohhh gosh this is the time of the day which i love...... I love that muscle pain during exercise and seeing my pumped up body gives a lot of pleasure...... In like to exercise on Biceps and Triceps. It makes me active and pumped-up for rest of the day..... And secondly from the time I have started exercise i have not suffer'd from any illness..... At the end of the day I feel gr8 that i have contributed some thing for my body to b fit.......

I think being fit is a must for every1 and should not feel lazy for exercise coz there is no other alternative to fit other than exercise.... I am realy crazy about gym buddy what say....

Pissed off by some Belgaum girls......Belgaum being a good place in standard of living but I think girls of belgaum are too orthodox compared to those in metros (Not all r like that but max) .... Not commenting on their life-style or something but their way of thinking..... Its actually like one cant understand whats going around in their mind..... Their style of thinking is like that of an aged... When u just giv a glimpse at them they feel that the person is interested in them... Second point abt them is that they r only stuck to their studies and house. They r not interested in any extra-activities like music,gym,blogging etc... In that case I think boys r better.... These things I have experienced it my self.. I am indulged in many activities so come across many people both boys and gls and make many frns also......
I work-out in gym for abt 2hrs a day there r even gls coming over there I know some of them.. One day 2girls approached my gym instructor complaining them that I give them crank calls and so on.. They even checked my cell without my knowledge.. That was a hype.. I dint even knew those gls... When I was informed about this matter I asked them that how they where so confident abt that.??? Then their answer shocked me..... They said that the voice of the person who was calling is similar to mine....... ooh man that was really shitttsss... How can they tell that voice is similar when I have never talked to them b4....... Can u believe that.............. And this is not the only instance where I have come to a conclusion there a many but different......... oooooh man when some girls will grow up man.....

By reading this 1 may feel that I dont like girls... But its not like that just wane to share come of my views........

Thanks for reading my thoughts....

A LAZY MONDAY

I am usually very lazy on Mondays. And this was another same day...

Got up at 8, freshet up and went to college.. I attended lectures and in the break was with my frns cracking some jokes and making fun.. Came home at 4.. Had lunch then went to gym 2day I restricted my exercise only on stomach exercise that's it. Went to Das's room by 7:30pm,returned home at 10 had my dinner and was surfing . At the end of the day it was not an exiting day as such but a i can say a good day....

PHOTOGRAPHS

EAT BETTER, EASY MORNING MEAL

Looking for other ways to increaseyour nutrition?????

Try these methods.........

Add more whole grainto ur diet.. Instead of choosing white bread, opt for mixed-grain or multi grain breads, and opt for brown rice over white......

Hard boil some eggs at the beginning of the week & slip one into ur lunchfor a quick, easy protein source or slice them foe a quick sandwich.......

Toss chick peas or beans into ur salads to boost ur fiber & nutrient intake.....

Add the intake of fruits juices added with protein powder, skim milk & ice.....

And u will have a quick and nutritious morning meal.....