Tuesday, May 23, 2006

An Interesting Conversation -- Must Read

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem
science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to
stand and.....


Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.



Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.


Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal
him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't.
How is this God good then? Hmm?
Student is silent.

Prof: You can't answer, can you?
Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Shaitan good?
Student: No.

Prof: Where does Shaitan come from?
Student: From...God...

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything.
Correct?
Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?
Student does not answer.

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these
terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?
Student has no answer.

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe
the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science
says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Now the student said can I ask something to you Professor.


Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat,
mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have
anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but
we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold.
Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot
measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just
the absence of it. (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light...
But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called
darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be
able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue
there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are
viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and
magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To
view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that
death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of
life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your
students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of
course, I do.


Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where
the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at
work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are
you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a
preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's
brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain,
felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So,
according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable
protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face
unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is
all that keeps things moving & alive. .

this iz a true story.

n da boy waz,Dr .A.P.J.Abdul Kalam

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs


Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)
or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?


Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law
that gas cools when it expands
and heats when it is compressed or some
variant.


One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we
need to know the rate at which souls are
moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once
a soul gets to Hell,
it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell,
let's look at the different
religions
that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state
that,
if you are not a member of their religion,
you will go to Hell.


Since there is more than one of these religions and
since people do not
belong to more than one religion,
we can project that all souls go to
Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number
of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially. Now,
we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell.
Because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant,
the volume
of Hell must expand
proportionately as souls are added.


This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than
the rate at which souls
enter Hell,
then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than
the increase of souls in
Hell, then the
temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra
during my freshman
year,
that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,
" and
take into account the fact that I slept with her last night,
then number
2 must be true,
and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic
and has
already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since
Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting
any more souls and is extinct...
leaving
only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
divine being - which
explains why, last night,
Sandra kept shouting "Oh my God."



THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Do u Dream Of me...



A few days back.. my friend Praveen told me that, she dreamt of me...... Hehe... LOL... so thought of having a poem about dreams....
This is for u praveen....


Dreams within the still of night
On wings of hope take flight inside of me
There upon some distant shore
We want for nothing more than what will be
And you and i, here we are
I wonder as we’ve come this far...

If I could only read your mind
Tell me the answer I would find
Do you dream of me?
And when you’re smiling in your sleep
Beyond the promises we keep
Do you dream of me?

Love has found a magic space
A deep and hidden place where time stands still
Now I hold you in my arms
You know you hold my heart and always will

And you and i, here we are
And it’s a wonder that we’ve come this far.

And after all that we’ve been through
You’ve leaned on me, I’ve leaned on you
Do you dream of me?
And when you’re smiling in your sleep
Beyond the promises we keep
Do you dream of me?

If I could only read your mind
Tell me the answer I would find
Do you dream of me?
And when you’re smiling in your sleep
Beyond the promises we keep
Do you dream of me?
And after all that we’ve been through
You’ve leaned on me, I’ve leaned on you.
Do you dream of me?