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*****HAPPY NEW YEAR******

Hehe :)

Maria, a beautiful Latino fell in love with Jose.
She planned to marry very soon.
She was so happy about her wedding plans,
she decided to tell her dad.
Dad told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another boyfriend.Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother".
So Maria forgot about her Jose,
and soon planned tomarry Ricardo.
But after telling dad again,
he said, "Maria there's trouble still.
You cannot marry Ricardo, my darling. Please don't tell your mother,but Ricardo is your half-brother too."
Maria had no choice but to go to her mama.
Mama already knew and said
"My darling, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Jose,
because you are not related to dad."
--Aj

Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER

R-------RESPONCIBLE

I--------INTELLIGENT

E-------EAGER TO MAIL

N-------NICE

D-------DIVINE

S--------SIMPLE

H-------HEARTLY

I--------INTERSTED

P-------PEACEFUL
----------------------Aj

Merry Christmas

All you people out there....,,,, ************Merry Christmas ... ******

Why is a sting operation called so?

I read news papers a lot....& Many times I came across a word called Sting Operation..
I dint know the meaning of this.. Only thing I knew was that its some type of a trap used by Police, Army, Media....
I was eager to know the correct meaning.....
I then asked an Army personnel who was known to me...
And he gave me this answer


A sting operation most likely owes its etymological origin to the bee.
Typically, a sting operation involves an investigative agency such as the police or the media,
who lure a criminal to commit a crime in order to trap them red-handed.
They might pose as a criminal themselves, and thereby set up a trap in terms of an alluring offer,
often known as a honey trap.
Once the target takes the bait, the trappers "sting" them by way of arrest or publication, the way a bee would sting someone who tries to take honey from a beehive.
-Aj

Do You Know This?

On deodorant bottles, why is it specified to spray from a distance of 15 cms or 6 inches?
The deodorant cans are pressurised cans which eject
the spray of deodorant from a single point source.
Consequently, the spray diverges and spreads widely
as it moves away from the source of ejection.
Thus if the can is held too close to the skin then very less area of skin gets sprayed with too much of deodorant, making the process wasteful;
while if the can is held at a distance of more than 15 cm
the concentration of deodorant over the skin becomes too less
and this renders it ineffective.
A distance of 15 cm ensures that just the right amount of deodorant is sprayed over the unit surface area of skin thus making it most effective
--Aj

Try it out

THIS IS ONE OF THE STRANGEST THINGS - LEFT BRAIN VS. RIGHT BRAIN

WHILE SITTING AT YOUR DESK, LIFT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OFF THE FLOOR AND MAKE CLOCKWISE CIRCLES NOW, WHILE DOING THIS, DRAW THE NUMBER "6"IN THE AIR WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND FINGER YOUR FOOT WILL CHANGE DIRECTIONS (ANTICLOCKWISE) ANDTHERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey try it out its true.....
--Aj

Why is it advised to switch off the mobile phones in petrol pumps?

Cell phones are asked to be switched off at petrol pumps
as they are a potential ignition source to the flammable vapours in that atmosphere.
This step has been followed after acceptance of the fact
that there is risk of fire accidents due to ignition of batteries of cell phones.
As a result manufacturers as well as service providers of the cell phones
ask users to keep the cell phones in "off" mode.
Aj

To all Bloggers

Hi friends,
Sorry couldn't post any info stuff. Just thought of discussing on an observation made by my friends and me. As I was going through some of the bloggs, I noticed one thing common in most of the bloggs
ie; many comment only on the recent post even if the old posts r better than that. This shows that they read only the post which is on the top(latest post). Don't even try to read the other posts which is not read by them. Luckily I have not experienced this on my blogg yet. Thanks to u all.
I read other bloggs to get some info which I may not know, to know daily experience of some people, poems etc. Not just to comment on each blogg and increase network. I feel this is the right way to enjoy the bloggs.
I don't know u agree with me or not. But this is what I feel... What do u say?
-Aj

What is the origin of the idiom 'the stork brought the baby home'?

In folklore, the movements of a stork are said to be
indicative of what is likely to happen in future,
different types of movements associated with
different kinds of events.
In several western counties it is believed that
if a stork is seen on the roof of a house,
a baby birth is likely to occur in that house soon,
and hence the belief that babies are brought by storks.
The above belief was supposed to have originated in some Dutch villages, where an increase in population led to an increase in houses; which in turn led to an increase in babies, and at the same time an increase in storks because of more nestable roofs. This phenomenon led to the wrong conclusion that the more the storks in a place, the more the babies.
--Aj

Perfect Way To Celebrate Party With Friends

It was my B'day yesterday....
About 15 friends ver invited and some relatives...
The party started at about 7pm & the first hour was a bit slow as we had to settle down....
Since there ver some elder people, v friends could not enjoy much at the start.........
My friends & I shifted to my room and had the initial introduction of new friends......
Cake was cut at 9... V all had dinner by 11pm.... Then once the elder public (relatives) and gls left at about 11:30pm
Then our real party started....... 1 can understand what I mean..(young guns party)......
V where all pumped up..... Started R discussion...... The topics which v ver discussing ver many...... (from PM's office to some personal topics as GF's etc....) No serious topics all ver funny... Then came some topics on some funny incidences which had happened with us... & some gr8 jokes ver cracked in between... .. V couldn't resist laughing.... There r 2-3 in our group who have the talent to make any person laugh...
This went on till 3:45am.... V all vent for a long ride at 4am came back at 4:45 am.... and slept at 5am... ohhhhhhhhh he had a gr8 time.......
What say????????????
--Aj

jokes

1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.
Tell me an example.Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.


2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".


3) What is a girl friend?Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.


4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out


5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the NiagaraFalls?"
----Aj

Lyris of bailamos

I was just going through some magazines... I came across the lyris of one of my fev pop no.

Esta Noche Bailamos
De Noite - da mi vida
Quedate conmigo

Tonight we dance
I leave my life in your hands
We take the floor
Nothing is forbidden anymore

Don't let the world in outside
Don't let a moment go by
Nothing can stop us tonight

Chorus
Bailamos - let the rhythm take you over Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio - Bailamos
Wanna live this night forever - bailamos
Te quiero amor mio - Te quiero

Tonight I'm yours
We can make it happen I'm so sure
I won't let it go
There is something I think you should know

I won't be leaving your side
We're going to dance through the night
I want to reach for the stars.

Chorus
Bailamos - let the rhythm take you over Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio - Bailamos
Wanna live this night forever - Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio - Te quiero

Tonight we danceLike no tomorrow
If you will stay with meTe quiero mi amor

Quidate conmigo
esta noche - bailamos

Bailamos - let the rhythm take you over Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio - Bailamos
Wanna live this night forever - Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio Bailamos
Como te quiero
Como te quiero
Como te quiero

Work to ur brain

The exclusive Ichthyophage Club was invited to hold its annual
dinner at a resort on the Costa Fortuna last summer.
Several members accepted the invitation and each was asked
to bring one of the local seafood specialities as their
contribution to the feast.
The fare consisted of: the local edible starfish which has five legs,
the squid which has ten and octopus.
Each guest provided one such creature and, in fact, more
people provided octopus than provided starfish.
A chef was hired locally.
He arranged the food so that each guest
received a plateful consisting of the same number of legs -
--at least one leg from each species - but no guest's plate
was made up in the same way as any other guest's plate.
In other words, no guest had the same combination of
legs on his plate as any other guest did.
When the food had been arranged in this way the chef was
annoyed to find that all the legs had been used,
leaving no edible fragments for him to take home to his family.


How many guests were there? How many brought octopus, how many brought starfish, and how many brought squid?
--Aj

Coincidence

:Year 1981--------------

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died


Year 2005--------------

1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)


Moral of the story -In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry.... please warn the Pope:-)
--Aj