Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Earth after 100 yrs

1. Maldives disappear .

so do hundreds of Pacific Islands as the icecaps relentlessly melt..

2 .Dutch construction companies

become the world’s giants , far beyond Exxon or Bank of Japan . after all they have had to construct a rim of dams around Mumbai , Hong Kong , and New York City like they did for themselves .

3 .Brown and white striped bears abound as the white polar bears migrate south and meet the brown bears.

4. Forget mangoes.

The cactus berry or fruit will be the most cultivated for consumption.

5. Revival of cannibalism

Live stock will be in limited supply and one third of animal species extinct .

with population quadrupling..dead bodies will be recycled for the non vegetarians .

6. Japanese and Koreans will hire kidnapping gangs

will pay good money to find overweight humans to roast and eat.

  1. Pakistan no longer exists .

After Musharraf was assassinated , ISI fired nuclear missiles at Mumbai and Delhi . which went the wrong way to Tehran and Tel Aviv . the response from that end sealed Pakistan’s fate.

  1. o3 blogger shrines visited at holy places in India

Holograms of all members to be preserved for worship eternally .

But only Frenchita’s backside… to preserve identity !

9 . All countries along equator will be so hot …clothing styles will be changed .

Actually no clothes will be the norm.

For men ..the langot ..only this time designed by Oscar de la Renta .

For women .a trio of fig leaves could be very enticing .

  1. On Valentine ‘s day

the paramours will come with ice cubes in insulated containers .

too hot globally na ..flowers would wither and candies would melt .

The ice cubes would be designed into romantic shapes to fit different contours of the body .

6 comments:

Keshi said...

this post scares me!

Keshi.

Ajay said...

@keshi-hehe it will

Aditi said...

hello..
came to this blog thru ruchika..
good writings and very good use of graphics everywhere..
nice blog

Shruti said...

Im scared...my imagination goes much beyond this..

Vidya said...

I like the comment regarding Pakistan!! :D

Vidya

Michelle said...

god save my grandchildren :P