GUTS

On a ship, the Generals of three nations were travelling with their soldiers. They started an argument on whose soldier had more guts.
The American General called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was commanded.
The American General boasted off by saying, "See the guts!"
Now the German General called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was told.
When he came back from the water the German General said, "See the guts!"
Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds.
The soldier promptly replied, "Mein tere baap ka naukar hoon kya???"

The general proudly said, "See the guts!"